Anti-Social Hamster Hoodie

$6.99

He’s not mad. Just moody. Hooded for your hamster’s solitude in style.

999 in stock

Description

Tiny black hoodie designed for emotionally distant hamsters. Soft fleece interior. Pairs well with lo-fi beats and distant staring.

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