Meowjito Cat Breath Refresher

Description

Unlock the quantum freshness of feline oral atmospheres with Meowjito Cat Breath Refresher™—the only pet-grade Olfacto-Revitalizer scientifically engineered to convert Feline Halito-Syndrome (FHS) into a wistful memory. Featuring our patented Dual-Mode Meowwave Dampener and Mint-Chicken Hybrid Aroma Emitters (see Fig. 7b in the Barkodynamics Appendix for full scent spatiotemporal mapping), simply spritz Meowjito into the cat’s usual stomping grounds. The patented Lick-Resistant Surface Coating, Gen 4 ensures your cat’s taste buds perform a full ostrich impression, denying any knowledge of mint intrusion. As your kitty navigates the resultant mint-fog vortex—known in specialist circles as the Catmospheric Freshness Field—they will express their trademark disdain with 87% more side-eye, while you bask in the glory of minty-fresh meows and unprecedented olfactory hygiene. Minty meow, scientifically approved, incomprehensibly effective.