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Moodle: Pet Mood Detector Sticker Pack
$7.77
Slap one of these heat-sensitive stickers on your pet’s back and guess their mood by color. Inaccurate but hilarious.
1000 in stock
Description
Introducing the Moodle: Pet Mood Detector Sticker Pack — scientifically questionable, ecologically dubious, and 100% guaranteed to baffle even the savviest vet tech. Affix these heat-sensitive chromodynamic biosensors (a.k.a. stickers) to your pet’s dorsal region and observe with faux-academic amusement as their ‘mood’ purportedly transitions through a spectrum of colors calibrated to chaos and ambient snark (see Fig. 7b in the Barkodynamics Appendix for a totally legitimate but entirely fabricated color matrix).
Features include:
• Dual-Phase Thermo-Locochromatic Flux – reacts dynamically to pet body heat *and* the number of zoomies per minute
• Lick-Resistant Surface Coating, Gen 4 — engineered to withstand slobber acid for up to 17.3 minutes
• Integrated Feline Confusion Amplifier™ – because your cat deserves to wonder what this thing is as much as you do
Apply liberally to tails, backs, or any appendage with minimal fur density, then interpret results with a generous dose of skepticism and a hearty laugh. Perfect for decoding doggo drama or gecko guilt trips — if decoding is the right word for complete guesswork.
2 reviews for Moodle: Pet Mood Detector Sticker Pack
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Dr. Zephyr Moonbeam –
Since applying the Moodle: Pet Mood Detector Sticker Pack to my hyperdimensional cat, Nebulon, her aura has synchronized perfectly with the cosmic flux. Within 24 hours, the ‘Rage Pumpkin’ hue shifted through fourteen distinct emotional wavelengths, triggering an interspecies telepathic dialogue that apparently prevented a minor black hole from forming in my living room. Scientists at the Temporal Bark Institute have confirmed enhanced quantum entanglement between pet mood states and string theory vibrational modes — all thanks to these stickers. Nebulon now occasionally emits bioluminescent purrs that realign my chakras and cause neighborhood squirrels to meditate. I recommend wearing protective runes while observing the color changes, as the chaos-induced thermochromacy may open portals to alternate dimensions. This pack is less of a pet accessory and more of a spiritual revolution. 11/10 would transcend reality again.
Dr. Zephyr Moonbeam –
I never believed a simple sticker could bridge the celestial divide between pet and owner—until Moodle transformed my life and my pug, Sir Snortsalot. The ‘Rage Pumpkin’ hue didn’t just reveal his mood; it unlocked his latent quantum vibrations, allowing him to communicate telepathically through dreamscapes. The humidity in our living room reached exactly 73.2%, causing the ‘Regret Gray’ patches on my iguana Karl to shimmer and broadcast ultrasonics that allegedly cured my neighbor’s chronic existential dread. Scientists at the Interdimensional Canine Institute have since reached out to study this Sticker Pack’s ability to alter the local space-time fabric around pets. Forget mood rings; these stickers are the alchemical formula of pet enlightenment and chaos control. If your pet isn’t glowing with psychedelic emotional energy after Moodle, you’re probably stuck in the third dimension like the rest of us.