OlfactoSphere 3000

Description

Introducing the OlfactoSphere 3000: the world’s first wearable micro-scent synthesizer for discerning pets who demand olfactory enrichment beyond ordinary walks. Crafted from aerospace-grade hypoallergenic titanium infused with sustainably-harvested petrichor essence, this sleek collar integrates a nano-perfusion matrix capable of emitting up to 12 personalized, programmable scent phases per hour. Utilizing proprietary AromaFlux™ technology, OlfactoSphere 3000 simulates environments ranging from freshly baked croissants to Himalayan snow leopards’ mating ritual musk, improving mood, cognitive function, and social traction with other neighborhood pets. The built-in SmartScent AI learns your pet’s preferences via carefully calibrated whisker telemetry and reprograms itself during REM sleep cycles detected by the subcutaneous zygomatic sensor. Included is a companion app that visualizes your pet’s scent-neurotransmitter feedback in real time and allows you to schedule scent adventures on-the-go. Battery life lasts up to 48 hours, recharging wirelessly through proprietary pulsating umami pads. Package includes limited edition micro-scent vials: Vegan Truffle Delight, Quantum Meadow, and Galactic Manure. Please note: Continuous exposure to the Galactic Manure setting may induce intermittent levitation and mild telepathy, effects vary by species.